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Apr 11
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i figured…

i am a huge fan of the onion.

they always provide the most up to date and hysterical fake news. they were doin’ it way before jon stewart (although stewart does a more proficient and more popular job).

today, the onion posted this in their online store.

those of you that may know i sport this little gem on my wrist:

and coming from an expert, i can verify this statement. owls ARE assholes. thank you for informing the people, onion. yer doing yer job right.