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Apr 15
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oh, miley.

there are always the most interesting ads on myspace.

today a question asked for my answer: “are you hotter than miley cyrus?”

i had just gotten home from babysitting a five-year-old obsessed with her when i realized that i’m not as hot as cyrus.

who was born in 1992.

if guys want to fuck a girl born in 1992, that makes me real old. like old as S. and i’m only 21. 

it’s bad enough that i compare myself to supermodels, celebrities and Star Jones… do i really need to add a 16-year-old to the list?